Scene Description:
Starla Sterling was enduring the absolute shittiest day of her life—her car had crapped out, she'd soaked herself in scalding coffee, and her computer was frozen like a bitch in heat. Just when she was ready to scream, that greasy career pizza delivery boy Ron Jeremy shows up at her door, flashing that filthy grin and offering to stuff her with the thick, throbbing sausage that goes down even better than the pizza.
